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Murphy's Discovery:
	Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to
women?  They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything
will be all right."  And what happens?  Nine months later, you're in
trouble!

Time To Waste
The Real Addams Family
Should Have Bought...
Routledge, Rumpole & Wainthrop
A What In A Box?
"Gissa A Job"
Astronaut Loses A Camera
Gaseous 'Stellar' Orbs The Size Of A Solar System, Meat VV Cephei
 
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Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.